Thursday, April 2, 2009

detai£s

I'm not sure what it is, but the last couple weeks I have won easily £500 million in drawings, lotteries, and give-aways. I have also won package deals to the world cup in South Africa at least four times. And I'm usually annoyed by spam emails. But for whatever reason, I absolutely love getting these. Maybe it's because they're always in pounds and I miss London. Maybe it's because I can't believe people would actually respond to stuff like this. Maybe I just like anything that tells me I'm not a poor college student - even if it's a blatant lie from a stranger who wants to steal my money.

Whatever the reason, I've decided I'm going to use this blog as an outlet for all the stuff I'm planning on buying with my newfound winnings, that keep coming every week. I know what you're thinking, "Britt, that's so shallow. Write about real stuff. Make a difference." Well, you know what? No. I just "won £500,000.00 GBP in Google Online Give-away promotion," and if you don't like my plan, I'll buy new friends.

5 comments:

  1. Britt, that's so shallow. Write about real stuff. Make a difference. :)
    Just kidding. You're newly bought friends would probably be cooler than me so I'll keep my mouth shut.
    p.s. will you pay for my labotomy? baahaha! love you!

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  2. I'm so excited!! Presents for me better be included!!
    Or maybe a group trip?
    Ironically, last night I was looking at London memorabilia while packing (yes, I've started and yes, it will take me this long). tear.
    betercsa (or q?)
    it was q.
    dersecu

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  3. 1. I don't judge you. Please don't replace me.
    2. If you do happen to buy new friends, if you could make sure that one of them is an attractive, single, non-jerkish guy- I'd really appreciate it.

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  4. I'm actually witholding my friendship until I get a piece of those winnings. Not only can I replace one of your weaker, dumber friends, but you know exactly what you're getting when you get me on board. We can discuss details and conversion rates later.

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