Friday, May 28, 2010

Dear Bret,

I took this right before walking into Leader Boehner's office. This is the hall on the North side of the House floor. Authorized personnel only. This is my "No, I'm totally authorized..." face.
Today at work, the legislative director asked me to get a bunch of co-signatures for a letter. It is addressed to Speaker Pelosi, and the CC list includes the House Majority Leader, the Republican Leader, the Ranking Member of the House Committee on Appropriations, you know, whatever. Later, the legislative correspondent said, "Hey, run this letter to Speaker Pelosi's office and then all the people on the CC list." Seriously, I was so excited I ran to the bathroom and touched up my makeup. In the Capitol, Leader Boehner invited me to ride the “Members only” elevator with him. And I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure Speaker Pelosi's clerk wants me. I know you don’t like the Boehner story, but when I got back to the office I thought, “Oh I want to talk to Bret…” And I magically had a text from you.

I miss you too,

1 comment:

  1. Your life is rad. Was Boehner's spray tan as good in real life as it is on CSPAN?


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