Sunday, April 3, 2011

Dear Steven's Mustache,

My family is coming to San Francisco this week and they have all kinds of fun plans: Alcatraz, Jelly Belly factory, shopping, eating tacos, Dodgers/Giants game, etc. I'm really excited since, in lieu of most of that, I will be working on outlines and running through practice exams. Whatever.
I consider mustaches to be The Most Effective form of birth control in the known universe. Icky, icky, icky. And yet, as much as the mustache confuses and disturbs me, I have loved watching you grow these past few weeks. Every time I video chat with my brother, I need a few minutes to just laugh at him for having you at all. Anyway, since my family is coming to visit this week, I assume you'll be coming with them. I'm really looking forward to meeting you.



  1. i absolutely love that you wrote to Steve's mustache. hilarious. oh, and i agree. most effective. :)

  2. Disagreed. From a formerly anti-mustache woman who was successfully courted, wooed, and married to an often-mustached man, I must confess: It adds an extra dimension. Of character. To kissing. Perhaps you have, but if you haven't, the age-old axiom "don't knock it until you try it" could apply. In Mexico, a mustache is the sign of manhood. When worn well, I can see exactly where that came from.

  3. Oooooooo and it's blonde! Yummy!

  4. no, no, no! Facial hair= birth control. Hence the reason I have one kid (and not many). Enough said.


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