Brittney [silently to herself]: Lady, I don’t think you appreciate how little I enjoy being woken up in the middle of the night.I just think you should know that if you choose to break up on the streets here, you might feel like nobody is there, but people can still hear you.
Girl looking for Sarah [with relish, incredible volume, and shameless ignorance that that others might be asleep at 2:00 in the morning]: SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRAAAAAAAH!
Guy upstairs: (Sarah isn’t here and you shouldn’t be either) edited for the children
Girl looking for Sarah: Why don’t you come down here and say that to my face! (also edited)
Guy upstairs: goes down there and says it to her face (the most edited of all)
Brittney [silently to herself]: I have the best neighbors ever.
- a friendly neighborhood representative