illustration from hereThank you for keeping me together this weekend – but I don’t miss you very much. Whenever I smiled or laughed I could feel you tugging at my skin, which actually made being happy less pleasant than usual. Anyway, after the doctor threw you away, he replaced you with a special tape that I have to wear every day until Thanksgiving. I also have to wear a hat whenever I go outside or the sun will tattoo the scars you left behind.
- girl who is about to become a hat person. And you can call me a hipster, but I’m going to buy a fedora.