Tuesday, September 20, 2011

to my little blue stitches,

 
illustration from here
Thank you for keeping me together this weekend – but I don’t miss you very much. Whenever I smiled or laughed I could feel you tugging at my skin, which actually made being happy less pleasant than usual. Anyway, after the doctor threw you away, he replaced you with a special tape that I have to wear every day until Thanksgiving. I also have to wear a hat whenever I go outside or the sun will tattoo the scars you left behind.

- girl who is about to become a hat person. And you can call me a hipster, but I’m going to buy a fedora.

3 comments:

  1. I hope you're okay! Also, I love how you are still hilarious even when tragedy strikes - that makes you triply awesome (is triply a word? Now it is). Wear that fedora with pride.

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  2. Oh hats! This could be so much fun Brittany! How about you start ebaying for great hats and I'll let you know if I run across one that you would love? Yes?

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  3. Seriously Britt. We need to have some more personal communication (which, naturally, is why I'm posting on your blog).
    Every time you post details (like blue stitches?), I feel like we're even more connected because I can say, "Hey, I did that too!"

    Also, every time I walk into Gap, I try to find a reason to need this hat, and I find none. You, however, have one. And I swear it's 100x cuter in person.

    Also, I fully support you wearing a fedora. I've been debating getting one for YEARS. Literally.

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