Sunday, May 13, 2012

Dear 100% Cranberry Juice

Orange Crush: the anti-cranberry juice, sitting on my kitchen table in Idaho.

“Delicious served chilled”? False. You are the foulest barely-drinkable substance ever discovered, and I can only assume you’ve blackmailed your way into so many other delicious beverages.



  1. hahaha! I really like cranberry juice!

  2. I completely agree.

    P.S. Loved seeing you this weekend and meeting Chris. You two seem very happy together. We should do it again - sooner rather than later.

  3. I thought this post was going to go somewhere else entirely. Yes, that's the first thing I thought of. Stop judging me!

  4. Yeah, 100% cranberry juice is so painful and burning. No wonder it has health benefits. And I thought I was being healthy drinking that cranberry juice cocktail crap... not even close to the potency of real cranberry juice.

    My mouth hurts just thinking about it.


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