Thursday, August 16, 2012

Dear Old Printer -

Dear Old Printer,

I’m not coming back. This shouldn’t come as a surprise; even before I abandoned you in February, I hadn’t used you in ten months. The last time I saw you was when your original ink cartridge ran out and buying a replacement seemed too daunting. You know what they say, “A printer is only as good as its first cartridge.” Apparently the luxury of printing whatever I wanted, whenever I wanted, from the convenience of my own bed wasn’t worth the effort. Anyway, I’m sorry to tell you this way, but Chris bought a new printer, and it arrived this morning.


1 comment:

  1. And don't worry; when this printer runs out of ink, we'll just buy a new one. A year later.


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