the knot described in story #2 belowTwo true stories:
First, last week I wore the exact same outfit as my nearly-retired, male Antitrust professor - for the fourth time this semester.
Second, the week I broke my toe, one of the research attorneys at work stopped to chat about broken bones and emergency room visits. As he walked out of my office, he turned to me and said, “The worst part about this whole thing is... look what it has done to your hair."
Others might consider rebranding their look, taking bold strides towards not looking awful. But I'm just hitting my stride, people. And sweater vests will always be awesome and you know it.