Monday, December 24, 2012

Oh Christmas Tree,

Every year my family chops down a Christmas tree in the mountains, and every year, it’s a fifteen-foot, asymmetrical, six-branched, Charlie Brown tree that we love unconditionally. This year we outdid ourselves; It is unclear how we failed to notice until we were back home, but our tree is seventy percent brown – not just “dead brown” but “diseased brown.” The point is, four cans of Snow-in-a-Can fixes that problem.

Happy Holidays,


  1. I made my mom read this and she was dying laughing. I said "This is the same girl that sent the Zombie Christmas Card" and she was all "Oh I like her!"

    So. My mom likes you.

  2. my favorite part is your note about quality photography. and driving the four wheelers was totally worth it even if the tree was somewhat pathetic.


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